Today’s Brewster Rockit reminds me of the recent cyber attacks allegedly carried out by North Korea against South Korean and American websites. While the sabotage seemed to focus on government websites, there’s always a danger of this sort of thing spreading. Fortunately, Brewster has come up with a brilliant plan for foiling such an attack in the future. Simply dangle a ham in front of any computer that might attract a Stalinist hacker. This should be doubly effective given the criminal food shortages plaguing North Korea. And who knows, these meat-based tactics might lead to bigger and better things. Nothing has come close to spurring reunification of the Korean peninsula; maybe it’s time we gave ham a chance.
