
As someone with a hyphenated last name, I can appreciate the usefulness of that particular piece of punctuation. It both separates and joins together the two parts of my last name, which are my mother’s maiden name and my father’s last name, respectively. And though my name can be difficult to explain, and even more difficult to spell, in the company of strangers and customer service representatives, it has served me well over the years. I’m just glad I don’t have to include my middle name in the conversation and that there’s no junior, senior, or esquire to contend with.




In fact, I like the image so much that I was inspired to crop out the dialogue and create a streamlined version. Whenever I have writer’s block, I tend to bite my fingernails or read Google News. These aren’t helpful habits, but at least I don’t pull my hair out and scream to the heavens in existential horror at the prospect of filling a blank sheet of paper with original thoughts. And now, whenever I’m tempted to leave my desk chair for the comfortable distractions of “doing anything but writing,” I can turn to this picture for a little perspective.
