Archive for the ‘Pickles’ Category

Pickles (11/8/09)

November 8, 2009

11-08-09 (Pickles)

I agree that there’s no right way to fold a fitted sheet, and I’ve tried plenty of times to get it right. I usually start by matching up the tiny bits of unfitted cloth on either end of the sheet, assuming that their straight edges will impose some kind of order on their frill cousins. But the whole thing then devolves into a messy bundle of cloth that only looks neat stretched out across a mattress or bunched into the corner of a closet.

Pickles (9/15/09)

September 18, 2009

09-15-09 (Pickles)

Last weekend, I found it necessary to sweep under my bed in an effort to remove the dust bunnies that had accumulated there. This was no easy task, considering that the two pull-out drawers underneath the bed could not be fully removed. My solution was to slide these drawers out as far as they would go, lie down at the foot of the bed, and use a broom to coax any accumulated dust out from underneath. But as I was sweeping, I noticed that one of my fiance’s socks had been trapped below the bed, and that it had probably been there for quite some time. She has a drawer full of them, so I’m sure this was no big loss, but it probably answered a question that had been vexing her for months: what happened to my other sock?

Pickles (9/4/09)

September 5, 2009

09-04-09 (Pickles)

Today’s Pickles reminds me of those not-so-subtle euphemisms my friends and I would use when we were in elementary school; euphemisms like “a-double snakes hole” or “h-e-double hockey sticks.” That was back when “hell” was considered a swear word and no amount of logic or argument, like the fact that it  appears in the Bible, could persuade an adult that it was okay for a child to say it. Today, the phrase “what the hell” is so popular that it’s become unnoticeable. But mutter the phrase “what the heck” and you’ll probably earn sideways glances from anyone within earshot.

Pickles (8/6/09)

August 7, 2009

08-06-09 (Pickles)

A few years ago, a cat of mine developed an ear infection that required minor surgery. After the vet shaved the fur from around her ear and drained the blood and pus from swollen area on the side of her face, he fitted her with an Elizabethan collar to help ease the recovery. Although the collar was intended to keep her from scratching the still tender area, it proved ridiculously easy to remove. Fortunately, she healed quickly but ever since then I’ve had a less than stellar opinion of these cheap plastic contraptions. They do look funny, though, so I suppose they’re not a complete waste.

Pickles (7/31/09)

July 31, 2009

07-31-09 (Pckles)

I have this problem all the time when eating a bowl of Cheerios. First I pour the cereal, then I pour the milk, then I grab the bowl and make for the table with a glass of juice or napkin in the other hand. But no sooner do I start walking away than I notice a stray Cheerio sitting on the floor. Should I pick it up? That would give my cereal time to get soggy. Should I leave it on the floor? That would be messy. Invariably, I decide that a single Cheerio is not a big deal and invariably I step on it a short time later when milling about the kitchen. The same holds true for pretzels, although I have even less of an excuse for not picking those up off the floor.

Pickles (7/20/09)

July 20, 2009

07-20-09 (Pickles)

Ah, marriage. If I could offer any advice to these two lovebirds it would be to venture outside every once in a while. The old man in this strip clearly hasn’t left the house all day and his wife has stayed indoors as well, a silent witness to his sloth. Come on, people! It’s a weekday in July and you aren’t chained to a desk! At least walk to the neighborhood park to feed the pigeons or saunter over to the nearest diner for a cup of coffee. Otherwise, you’ll end up bickering over salt, and that’s just no good.

Pickles (7/3/09)

July 4, 2009

07-03-09 (Pickles)

The deceased husband in this strip was obviously working off of an incomplete list of things to do before he died. In addition to seeing the grand canyon, visiting every major league ballpark and driving 140 down the Audubon, he should have included such pedestrian items as painting the garage and putting his wife’s necklace in a place she could easily find it. He could have simply merged his bucket list with his honey-do list in Excel, although that probably would have been pretty depressing. “Looks like I’ll need to find time to sort boxes in the attic,” he might have muttered to himself. “Oh well, there goes my trip to the Great Wall of China!”