If I ever scrounge up the courage to get a tattoo, it’ll be a monster. My plan is to have someone ink an enormous Where’s Waldo scene across my entire back. Here’s the catch: there will be no Waldo on the tattoo itself. Instead, I’ll buy a series of temporary Waldo tattoos, and place one in a different location each week. That way, my back will turn into a constantly updating puzzle for anyone who’s willing to stare at it. Of course, the prospect of even 10 minutes under the needle gun makes me nervous, so sitting still while someone inks a crowd scene is probably out of the question.
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