Daddy’s Home (4/4/09)

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I’m not sure what the diameter of a standard issue watermelon is, but I’m positive it’s smaller than the diameter of a standard issue toilet bowl. Consider this: if you pull a toilet seat up and then sit down, you’re likely to fall in and end up with a soggy bottom. Now compare the average watermelon to the average American posterior and you’ll see how unlikely it is that these farmers market favorites would become lodged in a lavatory. Not that watermelons can’t grow to be enormous, but one that’s big enough to fit snugly into porcelain would be a rare commodity indeed and would likely fetch more than $2.50 at the local grocery store.

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