Bizarro (7/4/09)

07-04-09 (Bizarro)

The rabbit in this strip looks terrified, and rightfully so, but I have to wonder how this race would actually turn out. Would the rabbit run swiftly, without slacking off, and cross the finish line first? Would the ‘roided-out tortoise stomp his competition en route to a dominant win? Or would the gigantic reptile be pulled aside for drug testing by the association of teddy bear referees, be suspended 50 races for a first-time offense, inspire serious questions about the effectiveness of anti-doping penalties, and refuse to discuss the whole sordid affair upon being reinstated? We could ask Manny Ramirez for an answer, but he isn’t talking.


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