Watch Your Head (9/29/09)

09-29-09 (Watch Your Head)

Now that my fiance has her engagement ring, she’ll be able to ward off the skeevy dudes who approach her on the train (we ride separate trains to work). It’s one thing to strike up a pleasant conversation with a stranger, but it’s quite another to put your arm around them, kiss their hand, tell them they’re beautiful or write them a love note with your phone number included. These are not romantic gestures when they come from a random stranger on a train car. Fortunately, they can now be neutralized with a simple display of my fiance’s ring finger. And if that doesn’t work, the finger next to it can be used to good effect.

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