Monty (2/20/10)

Science tells us that humans and dinosaurs were separated by millions of years, but if that’s the case then why would a time traveling neanderthal react so sternly to an innocent Barney doll? Why would he recoil in terror at the sight of it standing behind him? Why would he try to subdue it using a Wiffle Ball bat? The B-movie answer would be that dinosaurs and cavemen were natural adversaries, but since carbon dating has ruled that out, I’m going to assume that this fellow’s aggressive behavior is the result of extreme hunger. After all, Barney does look suspiciously like an eggplant.


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