Baby Blues (6/21/10)

I’m assuming this strip takes place shortly before dawn so I’ll cut the big-nosed dad some slack for not thinking of better ways to prove his manhood. Still, there are plenty of solid alternatives to his goofy suggestions. If my years of observations are correct, he could prove his manhood by: shaving his face; tying his own tie; blatantly checking out women on the train; referring to other men as “buddy”; losing his manufacturing job; insisting something be done “the right way”; watching a John Wayne movie; concocting a recipe for barbecue sauce; watching a Jet Li movie; spitting; and, if absolutely necessary, exposing himself in public. These actions would show him to be 100 percent male, no “yo” required.

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