Pooch Cafe (7/12/10)

We think of dogs as friendly, but how friendly are they? Sure, they provide steady companionship and respond obediently to commands, but they also defecate on sidewalks. When they can’t defecate on sidewalks, they defecate on front lawns. And when they can’t defecate outside? Well, they’re certainly not shy about defecating on a carpet or hardwood floor. I can’t think of anything more anti-establishment than defecating on someone’s carpet. Dogs might be loyal to a fault, but they’ve also been known to rage against the machine, using their bowels as a megaphone.


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