One Big Happy (7/13/10)

Cats are the ones in charge? If that were the case, then those in authority would be pretty intolerable. They would sleep 16 hours a day. During their waking hours, they would be completely oblivious of the world around them, except for those few aggravating moments when they ran around frantically breaking things. Their speech would be loud and grating and tone-deaf. They would seem constantly put-upon when having to deal with their “inferiors.” Their fur would be impossible to avoid. People would develop severe allergic reactions to them. And some people, inexplicably, would defend them to the bitter end. Oh my God. Cats are the ones in charge!

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