Pardon My Planet (7/31/10)

The existence of cherries strikes me as proof that a good and benevolent God watches over us all. These pitted fruits may not look like much, but they’re remarkably delicious. If an interrogator ever wanted to get information out of me, he would simply feed me a cherry, then place an entire bowl of the delicacies just beyond my reach. I would be coughing up secrets within 30 seconds. Cherry pie, cherry yogurt, cherry ice cream…they’re all good; so good, in fact, that stellar fruits like blueberries and strawberries have every right to be jealous.

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