Pickles (12/22/10)

I enjoy a good lawn ornament as much as the next guy, but I also think giant inflatable Santas are obnoxious. Unfortunately, my neighbors don’t agree with me. Two of them have seen fit to decorate their yards with plastic abominations. There’s an inflatable snowman, a trio of inflatable Christmas trees, and a tiny inflatable Santa. Thankfully, there’s no inflatable snow globe. That would be too much to take; I would probably be tempted to puncture it. Would I get sued? Maybe. Beaten up? Perhaps. But it would be worth it to see all that snowy confetti finally break free.


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