Get Fuzzy (2/20/11)

Thinking back to last Christmas…someone did get me hammer. After months of using a vanity hammer from IKEA to help me gut my basement, my mother-in-law bought me a genuine, worksite-quality mallet. Now that I think about, I realize that I neglected to write a thank-you note. Allow me to make up for that: “Dear Mother-in-Law: Thank you for the construction-grade hammer. Not only did it help me tear out the last of the studs in the basement, it also helped me neutralize a band of Canadian guerrilla fighters in the battle of Chicago that you no doubt heard about on the news. The yellow handle was also quite striking. Yours truly, Dixon.”


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