Zits (3/18/11)

Maybe this trick will work for me. Over the next few months, I’m going to use my Jedi powers to paint the living room, remodel the kitchen, and finish the basement. While I’m at it, I’ll also rely on the force to help me learn Spanish, master a musical instrument, and write a successful novel. For my final trick, I’ll conjure up Obi-Wan Kenobi and ask him to give me a set of winning lottery numbers. If those things happen, I’ll be more than happy to walk to the fridge and get my own ketchup.

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